My real-life secret santee is going to love me

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
12/22/2014 at 18:21 • Filed to: None

I'm Jewish. My gf's family is Catholic. She and the rest of her family luuuuuuuuurve Christmas SO MUCH, like it's so their favorite holiday they can't even stand it. Which is why I engage in lovely holiday traditions like Secret Santa, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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This year, I drew my my gf's brother as the person who I will be giving a gift to. Which is more fun than the couple of times I got stuck with her annoying sister who is so resistant to change that this year when we drew names that included their nieces, she got all bent out of shape because the person who had put the names in the hat didn't consult her first on whether or not the nieces should be included in the Secret Santa, since it used to be just the adults in the Secret Santa, and changes like including the nieces (according to the sister) need to pass approval of a committee of all the siblings and significant others before they can be added to the Secret Santa rotation.

So yeah, brother this time. I got him this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It's a drone that fits in the palm of your hand! I bet that hand model even has relatively normal-sized hands and is not actually !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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